Friday, December 23, 2005
chaos approaches....
oooo tis the season to be a retard fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaa
Everyone...send Don some comforting chi energy to try to rest his frantic heart and mind....the man needs some calm...send him calm.
I work in 4 hrs.
It is gunna be a freakshow....Jerry Springer-ish i bet. All the desperate, last minute freaks trying to get shit done in crowds and deadlines looming! INSANE!!
I admire ppl that dont buy into the garbage...I dont believe in god...or christmas, in fact I think its a monumental waste of good resources but yet damn those twinkly lights all to hell i love to buy ppl stuff. I am evil...I love to make ppl stuff too but that requires a lot of time and planning that is hard to come by.
One year I decided i was making some of my little witch concoctions for everyone in lieu of a
bought gift...I was very into making all these granola head lip blams and herbal ointments from olive oil and beeswax and freakishly expensive essential oils etc...used to sell them as well...so I decide im gunna make HOME MADE CHEST RUB...mmmmmm camphor...eucalyptus...tea tree...wintergreen ...peppermint oils...we wont talk about the cost involved at the end of it all...but damn that shit smelled good....nothing like getting a 20 fucking dollar jar of chest rub for xmas that u could have bought at the drugstore for 3.00 hahahahahahah doi! Oh well it was fun! I had the time then to have projects and hobbies and hunt the beaches for beachglass and other various treasures for driftwood projects...I have the time to grate beeswax and try to get the best beeswax at the cheapest price from the beekeepers...I used to make bread and sell it...full of seeds and other goodies...bread that could sink a tanker it was so heavy...it made the best toast.I used to write more...draw... I used to be a better mom...ooo the good ol days hey!
Oooo well it is what it is...
I have 12 cents in the bank (I RULE) hahahaha
this entertains me...Im usually a little better off but the 3 paychq month has me all outta whack...weird how that works...
I have decided I wanna make out under a pistachio tree as the nuts are cracking open over my head....how fucking cool woud that be!!??????
My child is an ingrate...she will NOT go to the store and get me yogurt....and this RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS TIME????!?!?!!? bold hey? She is reading this as I type, laughing at my dramatics...she will pay...she will pay dearly....MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
While u are sending good vibes out....send some out to Lucy too plz who is currently undergoing treatment of a radioactive nature...
im off....ta ta!
